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pls post mehr................

I like it loooooooooottttttttttttttttsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow sav u r totally amazing

plz plz plz post the nxt chapter soon


nd sorry i took so long to comment my computer was fuked

savvv!!!
i love it
i need more
so...
post more thanks.....
pfff im such stupid at times
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GUYS to let ya'll know, i have switched Bill and Tom's characters around xD it is merely to make Chloe look like the biggest lunatic around!

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We had gone everywhere around the world and when I mean everywhere…I mean EVERYWHERE! god I didn’t know they were that famous!!!! Whoa anyway,

It was finally a time for a 3 week holiday and… thanks to our wonderful Boyfriends Bill and Tom; we got to go to the Maldives!!!!!
Chloe, Bill, Tom and I were busy having a tickling war in the middle of the airport (yes I do recall the fact we are being watched by like a thousand paparazzi people but…..IT WAS CHLOE’S IDEA!!!)

“Ok Ok Ok guys you’re about to bored the plane now” My G-string’s were trying their best to stop our war…. Ja not working!

“OOO we know Gustav but we are having a war and I am afraid to tell the other mental people that I am winning!!” Chloe screamed …. She MUST have an illness!

“Chhhhlllllooooe you know I love ya … but I have won this war” I said triumphantly,

“No you didn’t!” Chloe protested,

“Yes I did” I answered

“No you didn’t”

“Yes I did”

“Didn’t”

“Did”

“Didn’t”

“Did”

“GUYS!” Bill and Tom screamed in our faces,

“WHAT!” we screamed back,

“No one won, now lets board the plane and get this holiday started ok?” great Chloe’s my Mother and Bill is my dad! Are you going to tell me Tom is my grandpa?!

“Ok” Chloe and I murmured in unison,

“Loser” Chloe whispered,

“Stupid” I whispered back,

“Tom Lover”

“Bill lover”

“Pea Head”

“Brain itch”

“Pickle Head”

“WannaBeBarbie”

“Flying V”

“Microphone”

“Tom’s Slut”

“Bill’s whore”

You see this went on all the way till we fell asleep on the plane……

| The boys |

“EW! These taste like a bunch of eggs rotting in glue!” Tom spit out after dropping some boiled sweets Bill bought,

“Way to express words Tom” his twin laughed back

“Mmhm are we there yet?” He asked Bill,

“Nope” he answered.

“Now?”

“Nope”

“Now”

“FUCK NO TOM!”

5 minutes later…..

“Now?”

“TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM NEIN IDIOT’N”

Tom merely laughed at his brother’s aggression.

“What ya doing?” Bill really thought Tom was being annoying for a reason,

“Why do you want to know?”

“I’m bored” oh how obvious,

“Do something!”

“I can’t Sav isn’t here!”

“Wake her up then!”

“OH NO BILL SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL I don’t want to disturb her!”

“Oh god she is going to be the death of you I swear!”

“More like the death of you! Remember I am only annoying you because I want her!”

“Point taken”

“Bill?”

“Ugh yes?”

“We there yet?”

“NO!”

Brotherly love…..

The plane trip was a long one and to be honest….. I couldn’t care less…. Although Bill did look a little annoyed….hmm…. detective Sav coming through!

“Bill?” I asked

“Hum?”

“Why do you look annoyed?”

“Bleh cause your little Boyfriend just had to annoy me and ask me every question in the world to keep him from being bored …… so I asked him why he was doing that and he said cause he was bored and didn’t have you to “entertain” him-” he emphasized the word entertain..

“-so I told him to wake you up, but he said you were to cute to wake up so he stayed annoying me” he tried to keep a serious face but ended up smirking slightly,

“o.k.” I rushed off to Tom and asked him,

“Why didn’t you wake me up?”

“Cause you were too cute to wake up and I felt like annoying Bill” he smiled proudly….

“Ah. Ok but I would’ve entertained you, you really got him annoyed.” I told him

“That was the mission” he still had that smile on his face so I just waved it off with a kiss.

Oh how these weeks were going to be crazy!
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nice chappie!!!!!!!
“OH NO BILL SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL I don’t want to disturb her!” >> how cute tom!!!!!!!
i want to read more...........................

you evil genius
awww its such a cute story
i loved the nickname fight part.... i couldnt stop laughing
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*does happy Bill dance*...I know what's to come next!! can't wait for more because I know what's coming But this chapter was good as usual! I love it no word of a lie.

So....more!!! (not a request...a demand!)

^^THAT WA SO CUTE...especially Tom...I like this tom now....YAY!...i dont have to hate him anymore!

Alright for some REALLY abnormal reason Chloe is making me put this up...SHE IS MAD I TELL YOU!!! MAD!!! lol

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When we arrived to the hotel we all ran to choose our rooms…. Of course we got room 483 and 484 but as me and Tom were the fastest (not to mention hottest) ones we got room 483 which left our other to acquaintances for room 484!

“Ok BEACH TIME!!!!” Yup Chloe has an illness…. screamOmatic!

“Fine Chloe but you’re screaming!” I said calmly hoping she would hear my voice and imitate it,

“NO” bleh I give up.

“shh.. Chloe hah we have to run into the water like maniacs then run to the twins and jump on them ok?” I asked

She merely nodded.

“1.2.3.” and we ran like morons into the water getting soaked and running back to the boys and hugging them with our wet bodies…

“AHHHHH” Both twins screamed in surprise.

“Hm Tom you are so dry! Let me wet you” I tried to hold my laughter but one look at Tom sent me into a fit!

“Ja know if you weren’t my girlfriend I would have killed you!” Bill was trying to be serious but failed miserably

“Tom?” Bill looked from the sea to his brother and as if Tom knew what he was saying Jumped up and grabbed Chloe and I
and chucked us into the water…. Since we were prepared for that we grabbed their necks and pulled them in with us

MWAHAHAHAHA!

Tom and Bill were trying to be angry but with the pout on Chloe and my faces they were sent into complete laughter!

“Ok now that we have you in the water…. WATER FIGHT!!!!!” Chloe screamed the last part.

We were so busy playing in the water we didn’t realize it had gotten dark until we had stopped to catch our breaths.

“Holy crap its 8:00!” I said laughing hysterically at the looks on the other 3’s faces,

“Seriously?!” Tom asked,

“Yup now what we going to do?”

“EAT!” The twins shouted in unison.

“Fine c’mon” I said and we went to our rooms to get ready

Ok remember when I mentioned Tom looks absolutely sexy when he doesn’t have his top/tops on? Well imagine him with nothing but a damn TOWEL ON HIS WAIST… which by the way looked like it was going to drop….oooo

“Hey Tom?” I asked

“U huh?” he was looking in his suitcase for a pair of boxers….

“Never wear a towel and nothing but a towel around me again!” I said trying to breathe.

“Why?”

“Cause its too damn hot! I don’t want to have to shower again!” I said breathlessly…

He smirked “I could always take the towel off?”

“TOOOMM! Stop it I swear I will end up in hospital your too sexy… to godamn sexy” oh how I was dead!

“Uh huh so you don’t like it when I am in nothing but a towel cause you like it?” he seemed to have the upper level in this fight,

“Ugh yes?”

“so if I was naked in front of you, you would probably end up in a hospital cause of my…sexiness?” He was brainwashing me I
tell ya!

“YES” that was it; I kissed him fiercely before being parted by a knock on the door. I am going to kill whoever knocked!

“What?” we said I unison.

“YOU READY YET BILL IS ANNOYING ME!!!! HE SAYS HES HUNGRY AND THAT IF YOUR NOT READY HE WILL BASH THIS DOOR OPEN AND PULL YOU GUYS OUT!!!!!!WELL HE WOULD HAVE TO SEPARATE YOU FIRST AS I AM SURE SAV SAW YOU IN A TOWEL AND ENDED UP TRYING TO BREATHE WHICH MADE HER KISS YOU FEIRCLY!!!!” she screamed from the other side of the door ok 1. She has a problem and 2. I am never telling her anything again!

“ugh hold on since you were right about the Tom in a towel part so he kinda needs to get ready” –much to my disappointment-
“so move your slutty ass away from the door so he can get ready!” –with me watching of course-……

“YOU’RE GONNA WATCH HIM GET DRESSED ARENT YOU?!” does she have to scream?

“Damn it I am never telling you anything again!!”

With that she left. And I found Tom smiling….

“What?!” I asked,

“You want to see me naked” he ducked as a pillow went straight for his head.

“Ok maybe I do but that’s cause you’re my Boyfriend and I am allowed to see you!” I said matter-of-factly,

“Mmk” and with that he dropped his towel an put on his boxers….OMG THAT WAS HOT *rewinds time and watches it over and
over again*

“TOM!” I screamed,

“JA?”

“Your killing me!!!!” I smirked and kissed him before he got fully dressed…..

“Ok guys where are we going to eat?” I asked

The twins looked at each other than smiling said,

“MCDONALDS!!!!!” wow state the obvious will ya

Chloe and I laughed and we head off to McDonalds.
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I think the Chapter Chloe really wants is the next one, it is pretty weird hah

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Lol what's with the shortness?!?! yes I meant the next part of this chapter!! Cos when you sent it me it was all one nice, big, long, fun (oo-er ) chapter! But stilll, hilarious. You do make me laugh out loud (lol )

More my dear.

that really made me laugh out. my mum was like "huh what are you laughing at?"

and i ws like...."The story of course!"
I LURRRRRVVVVVVVV IT SAV!

POST MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^yeah sav i wanna read more................

pls post d next chappie soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god this chapter is hilarious.
dont need to say anything apart from MOREMOREMOREMOREMORE
i do that too>>laugh and my mum always gives me strange looks and asks me "What are you laughing at" and I "the story" and she gives me very weird looks....
lol im off topic...
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GUUYYYYS... i promised a few people i'd post this chap so here, i have no idea if it is short but dnt care lol cause you get more anyways, CHLLLLLLLLLOOOOEEEEE its your happy happy chap here xD

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We got to McDonalds and ordered probably everything on the menu…TWICE!

“Ok we have enough food to feed a 3rd world country!” I stated,

“Yup and its going to go down The twins stomachs” ok Chloe had a point …. Like always!

“hah yup and Sav will probably eat half of hers before I steal it” he had this smirk that looked like he was a teddy bear…AWWW!!!!!

I threw a chip at him only to get one back…..

We ended up getting kicked out of McDonalds because of our little …. Ok HUGE food fight we had about 3 minutes ago and were in Tom’s escalade riding to the hotel….

|Chloe’s Pov |

When we got into the hotel room both me and Bill fell on the bed laughing……

“Chloe?” Bill asked

“Ja?”

He jumped on top of me and said,

“I’m horny!” hah Bill saying that is too funny

“And you want me to do something about that?”

“Yup” he pouted and straight away I gave in….

| My POV |

Were about to go to sleep when we heard a moan…

“Tom you don’t think-” I whispered,

“I don’t think…. I know” we tried to hold in our laughter but we heard another moan… this time it was Bill’s name and it sent us into fits of quiet laughter……

“Oh my god Tom!!!” I grabbed his hands and put them to my ears only to be pulled away…..

“Tom?” I got worried now,

“Down here” I looked at the side of the bed only to see Tom laughing silently with his hands against his stomach…. After a moment I joined in and we were about to stop laughing when we hear Chloe scream Bill’s name!

Now we were laughing uncontrollably and by the time we stopped we heard Bill call Chloe’s name!

“OH MY GOD TOM!!!” we were laughing so hard that tears were running down our faces….

“I know hahahahaha we have to tell them tomorrow!” oh he was cruel … I LOVE IT!!!!

“JA tomorrow but now … we sleep” I grabbed him and we went back on the bed where… as usual….. I snuggled up to him
smelling his sent…

“Night” I yawned

“Goodnight mein schatz” he said and kissed my lips softly before drifting off into a wonderful sleep….

When we got up we had both received the memories of last night and started laughing again….

“Ok its….3:30 so they are probably at the beach so we can annoy the hell out of them ja?” he is so cruel!

“ja!!”I screamed

When we were ready, we went to the beach where we immediately saw Bill and Chloe sunbathing…oh this was going to be
fun!

“Hey guys!” I said

“hey” The sex birds said at once,

“Well how was your night?” Tom had to say that,

“Oh it was good, we were really tired” I bet you were after all of that mayhem,

“Ja and we had really good dreams” of each other naked….

“mmk ok nice nice” Ok Tom is starting it…

“MMM” he moaned and I had to clamp my hand over my mouth to stop from going into hysterics!

“MmmBillmmmm” I answered

Bill and Chloe looked at each other before realizing and going red as a tomato!

“Chlo-CHLOE!!!!” Tom screamed saying the exact words Bill said,

“I never knew you too were so LOUD!” I was laughing hysterics at Tom’s voice

“OH MY GOD GUYS!!!!” Chloe was so red!

“Hah don’t worry we love you anyway!” I said

“Or maybe Bill wants to “Make” love “To” you!” I had to hug Tom really tight to stop my laughing!

“Ok ok we will stop but Sav?” I looked at Tom

“JA?”

“Do we have to stay at the beach? Cause I have a brilliant idea!”

“Was?”

“TOYSHOP!!!!” right Tom is a 5 year old stuck in an 18 year olds body!

“Ugh fine!”


When we got to the Toyshop we ran around like crazy touching things until we found a bunch of toy airplanes.

“Let’s buy these!!!!” Tom screamed

“Ugh ok?” that sent him into happiness

When we got back to the beach we were both playing with our planes which we called but cheeks and dickhead… forgive our horrible names!

“Go on but cheeks go on!!!” I was laughing hysterically at Tom and didn’t notice the other 2 there until I tripped over Bill’s bag!

“AAA” everyone laughed at me when I fell and I couldn’t help but laugh too.

“oh my god stupid bag!” I got up and ran around the beach with my beloved toy plane, of course I didn’t have to far as it
was battery powered.

“Hey can I have one!” it was a command

“It’s in the bag dimwit!” Tom screamed

Bill found it and used it almost immediately before handing one to Chloe which sent her over the roof in Screams!



At 10:35 we all returned to our bedrooms but before we went into them I just had to say,

“Let us sleep tonight guys!” I told Chloe and Bill who went red and I looked over at Tom who was on the floor laughing his ass off!

When we got inside I jumped on the bed and almost got to sleep but Tom woke me up.

“hey you need to change!” wow thanks for noticing!

“bleh” I got up and ripped my tank top off and looked over at Tom who was playing with his lip ring..

“And you thought I was sexy?!”

“Yes” I said obviously

“Look at you!”

By the time I had put some shorts on and was about to get a top Tom pulled me down on the bed and said… no commanded

“You sleep in your bra from now on” I can do that!

And we went to sleep luckily without the sound of moans from the next room….





We literally spent the rest of the holiday lounging about by the beach, and don’t worry, Tom and I didn’t hear anymore moans coming from the other room….at least we think we didn’t XD

“Ok, Sav I am so bored….. Lets steal something out of the sexbirds room!” yes, we have grown custom to call Bill and Chloe the “Sexbirds”.

“Ok…!” and we jumped up and ran to the hotel rooms.

We got into the room and quickly began our search,

“I can’t find anything here Tom!!!” I told him frustrated,

“Oh my god SAV!!!! I found one of those Dickey things” he held up something black,

“Tom that is a Dictaphone! And take it, we could here some of the lyrics Chloe has been singing ha ha!” we ran into our room and jumped on the bed in a flash of light!

Once we got the damn thing on, we listened to lots of lyrics sung by both Bill and Chloe, but we did here a little something different….

“Hah that video was great Chloe!” Dictaphone Bill said,

“Ja especially the beginning!!!” Chloe answered,

Bill laughed really loud there,

“It’s one in the morning what the hell do you want?!” Chloe said in the gayish voice she could muster up.

“Baby I’m horny!” Bill trying to be gay is FUNNY!!!

“So what you wanna get together?” Gay girl answered,

“I want you to come here all dressed up in leather like you used to do”

“Ok!” ugh Tom and I were trying our hardest not to laugh so loud freaking mars could hear.

It was then that we heard them again…..the moans!

“Mm-ah-Chloooe!”Came Bill’s muffled sound,

“Ugh Bill….Harder!” that was it…Tom and I were laughing our asses off! And it didn’t take long before Chloe and Bill were in our
room scared to death…. While Tom and I were on top of each other laughing so hard tears were coming out of our ears!

“Guys what happened?!!!!” Chloe commanded-asked,

I held up the Dictaphone and Chloe looked really sad,

“You don’t like my lyrics?” that made us laugh even harder; I hope to god those moans weren’t lyrics!

“No look!” I put the recorder on again and, if you had put Bill and Chloe by a red piece of paper, you wouldn’t be able to see
their faces! They were RED!

“NOT AGAIN!!!!!” Chloe ran out the room seemingly embarrassed.

Lets just hope we dont catch anything else!
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lurrkerrrss.....COMMENT xD

You really do make Chloe sound like a sex crazed whore in her...buuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttI LOVE IT!
the whole making Bill and chlo blush crimson...it's the kinda thing i would do...hahahah so funny!

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mehrrrrrrrrrrrr bitte??

Lol Sav! Pav's right...I do seem like a sex crazed whore in this xD But so's Bill so it's ok xD!!!

I love you're writing. You make me lofl! More hun!

^^ they were really horny!!!

10x sav for keeping d promise, btw u did a grt job!!!!!!!!

LMFAO.

That actually made me lol, i nearly choked on water O__o heh.

MORE PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was damn god hilarious
i couldnt stop laughing especially the im horny thing
More and More Sav its an oreder
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lol I love this fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh...next chapter... hmm..... OK..... This one is weird xD
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ONE WEEK LATER…..


Unfortunatly, we were back in the cold mist of Germany... And Bill, Tom and the G-String’s had an interview with VIVA Live which left Chloe and I to… Tag along.

Chloe, Being her, Wore PVC stripper boots (what? they look like strippers boots!) a Black jacket that had a corset on it with a Tokio Hotel skirt…. As if we had to show it! Her make up was ….. Quite shocking to say the least HAH!

I wore just a pair of Black dark jeans with Black and white converse….. But I couldn’t decide what top I wanted to wear…hmmm….

“BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!!!!!!!!!!” I screamed and knocked on the Sex Birds door.

“I am coming in so you better not be naked!” with that I swung the door open and was very happy to see Chloe doing her make up and Bill buttoning his pants!

I opened his wardrobe door and immediately started looking for a T-shirt,

“What are you doing?” Bill said once I had picked his Fallen Angel Black and white top from the corner of his closet,

“I need a top!” I shouted from the bathroom, when I came out, I started looking for a jacket and decided the long black one.

“Ok…. Why did you want my clothes?” Bill asked dazed

“Cause ya smell good? I need a top idiot!” I kissed his forehead and ran out of the room like a 5 year old.

“We might as well start learning how to take care of children now! She’s a 5 year old!” Bill laughed and hugged Chloe.

When we got there Chloe and I were directed to a “green room” that was actually purple,

“Now we spend the next hour smooching over our boyfriends! Great!” Chloe huffed,

“Oh shut it!” I laughed and received a pillow to the head.


HALF WAY THROUGH THE INTERVIEW……..

“Ok is there anyone special going on in any of your lives at the moment?” typical interview question….

“Yes Tom and I have Girlfriends; they are in the purple room!” BILL!!!!!!!!

“Oh really? Let’s look into the GREEN room!” He said while correcting Bill with his error.

“The cameraman went to the room we were in and immediately started walking to us…

“Bill PAYBACK!” I said into the mike while laughing.
We were ushered down to where the guys were and immediately went straight for the twins.

The interviewer asked us many questions before he said the last one of the day,

“Chloe? Is there any hidden secrets of Bill’s that we don’t know about?” he asked,

Before Chloe could speak, I spoke,

“BILL WEARS A PINK THONG!!!!!!!!” and with that ran to the other side of the room. Let me show you what happened to the people at this interview…

Tom: Laughing his ass of.

Chloe: Confused.

Gustav: sleeping.

Georg: Looking like his kidney fell out.

Fans: screaming.

Interviewer: shocked.

And best of all Bill. Who was running around trying to catch me….which he succeeded, then tickling me hard and making me have to scream!

Once the mayhem was over, we sat back down and Bill told the interviewer that he doesn’t wear a thong.

“EXCEPT FOR CHLOE!” I received a smack on the head from Bill, who got a smack on the head from Tom, who got a smack on the head from Chloe, Who got a smack on the head from Georg, who got a smack on the head from Gustav.


When we (finally) got home, we all went straight to our gods… A.K.A. beds.

We had all been able to get good sleep….. Except me and Tom as we heard more moans coming from Bill’s room.

“Oh here we go again!” Tom said drifting off to sleep.

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It's proabbly short but at least you got one!
Comment and i'll give you a chocolate

lofl more conversations from deep into the night xD! I have this one still recorded as well!

Here;s my comment....now....chocolate?

Is it a chocolate covered Bill by any chance?

^^AHAHAH!

you know what i am going to say dont you?

but the best was

“EXCEPT FOR CHLOE!” I received a smack on the head from Bill, who got a smack on the head from Tom, who got a smack on the head from Chloe, Who got a smack on the head from Georg, who got a smack on the head from Gustav.