30 ways to annoy Bill Kaulitz

30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz
1. Accidentally call him a girl in public.

2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word what.

3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.

4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.

5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!

6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.

7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.

8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.

9. Make fun of his dancing.

10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.

11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while hes asleep.

12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.

13. Tell him Tom is SO much cuter than him.

14. Watch the Thriller music video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day.

15. Make a list of ways to annoy him.

16. When you go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where babies come from.

17. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day.

18. Sing Dude looks like a lady at 2:48 AM every morning without fail.

19. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

20. Put purple Jell-O in his shower head.

21. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as itll go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.

22. Splash him with water and shout The power of Christ compels you!

23. After every sentence he says ask him why?

24. Make him write a song about monkeys, cheese puffs, and a broken air conditioner and make him perform it at his next concert.

25. Before they go on stage for a concert introduce them as the Weather Girls.

26. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a drunken llama.

27. Scream and smack him upside the head every time he says the word guitar.

28. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.

29. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for all his fan girls to see.

30. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him.

KIM[<3]T.H..Tom wrote:

HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hhehe

lool ppl didn't notices there is a second page in the bill section

I notice

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good you put it for us to see. i really didnt see the second page.

OMG THIS WAS SO FUNNY!...but i think tom's is the best, cause i always think he's the one who'll get most pissed at anything you do!

kaulitzsgirl wrote:

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good you put it for us to see. i really didnt see the second page.

OMG THIS WAS SO FUNNY!...but i think tom's is the best, cause i always think he's the one who'll get most pissed at anything you do!

i think gustav
cause he's calm
nd his temper will get on his nerves xD

yeah....gusti too...cuz bill looks too sweet to say anything...and georg looks too forgiving....i would just LOVE to irritate TOM...not even gustav so much..but Tom....i just can feel the itch to irritate tht boy.

u love tom most ?

no Bill...yeah dont go on my irritating tom fetish to think i like Tom...in fact i think he is a bastard...srsly.

kaulitzsgirl wrote:

no Bill...yeah dont go on my irritating tom fetish to think i like Tom...in fact i think he is a bastard...srsly.

lol ok

ehe....i just thought of the 31st way to annoy Bill

spray water on him after he comes back from hours of straightening his hair and making them into the mohawk, he has.

And the 32nd.

scream PORCUPINE everytime you see him with that hair.

kaulitzsgirl wrote:

ehe....i just thought of the 31st way to annoy Bill

spray water on him after he comes back from hours of straightening his hair and making them into the mohawk, he has.

And the 32nd.

scream PORCUPINE everytime you see him with that hair.

lofll

^^ so u like it?

kaulitzsgirl wrote:

^^ so u like it?

haha yeps i can imagine my self doing all of these to Bill hahasss

KIM[<3]T.H..Tom wrote:

kaulitzsgirl wrote:

^^ so u like it?

haha yeps i can imagine my self doing all of these to Bill hahasss

mikinu

33rd way to annoy him --> Replace his hairspray with that green spray on dye that takes AAAGES to wash out (like 24 hours or something)

RavynK wrote:

33rd way to annoy him --> Replace his hairspray with that green spray on dye that takes AAAGES to wash out (like 24 hours or something)

Haha pure genius!!!!

I found them in QUIZILLA. Someone from quizilla made them. Then I post them in Hi5 group. I guess Svety take this from Hi5, right my friend? xD

[-atiqah-] wrote:

I found them in QUIZILLA. Someone from quizilla made them. Then I post them in Hi5 group. I guess Svety take this from Hi5, right my friend? xD

Actually they originally came from a girl who posted them on deviantART, her penname is ProvesYouWrong. Look, direct link: http://provesyouwrong.deviantart.com/art/30-Ways-to-Annoy-Bill-Kaulitz-61435059

RavynK wrote:

[-atiqah-] wrote:

I found them in QUIZILLA. Someone from quizilla made them. Then I post them in Hi5 group. I guess Svety take this from Hi5, right my friend? xD

Actually they originally came from a girl who posted them on deviantART, her penname is ProvesYouWrong. Look, direct link: http://provesyouwrong.deviantart.com/art/30-Ways-to-Annoy-Bill-Kaulitz-61435059

Oh isit? I thought the original one is from quizilla. xD