30 Ways To Annoy Th

30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel

1. Insist on calling Bill and Tom Thing 1 and Thing 2.

2. Read Green Eggs and Ham out loud late at night.

3. When they come back to their home town after a concert yell Yea, youre
back! and hug them like youll never let go. After about five minutes constantly glance at the clock and say Shouldnt you be going somewhere?

4. Sell all four of them on eBay.

5. Tattoo your name on each of their foreheads in the middle of the night in permanent marker.

6. Dress up as a chicken and sing their songs loudly and off-key.

7. Constantly remind them that the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

8. Let a very large, non-poisonous, spider loose in the recording studio.

9. Record their loud, girly screams.

10. Poke Tom in the side non-stop, making him squeak. (This will not only annoy Tom, but his high-pitched squeaking will annoy the others too!)

11. Watch The Others and spend the next week asking them if theyre ghosts.

12. Make them watch Steven Kings It. At two in the morning dress up as a very evil looking clown and sit on Georgs bed.

13. Demand that they write a song about you.

14. Tell Bill that Michael Jackson is waiting at the door to meet his long-lost twin brother.

15. Sing Thats What Girls Do at ungodly hours of the night.

16. Laugh just laugh for no reason at all.

17. Trip Tom and use the other boys as a shield when he comes after you, and shout, En guard!

18. Super-glue Georgs favorite bass guitar to the ceiling and insist that the evil elves made you do it.

19. Slap a cracker with butter onto Gustavs face. (My sister did this to me once! And it got into my hair!!!)

20. Dress up as one of those British guard guys with big fuzzy hats and follow them around with a wooden rifle in your hand and an unusually serious expression on your face.

21. When one of their songs comes on, turn it up as loud as you can and say "I could have sworn I've heard this somewhere before...?" and look like you're concentrating really hard on it.

22. Get sugar into your system and try to play each of their instruments at a time... 'accidentally' breaking/de-tuning them.

23. While reading "Green eggs and Ham", and when Bill asks why you are reading Dr. Seuss, scream "It's green!" and stare wide eyed at him until he starts to back away... then knock him to the ground.

24. Then read "Green eggs and Ham" while sitting on him.

25. Sit and wait in their hotel room when theyre on tour. When they return to their room after a concert, stand and angrily demand to know why they were so late.

26. Jump on all their backs and demand piggy-back rides.

27. At exactly 03:38 a.m. make sure they are all asleep, take a deep breath and scream "THE FAN-GIRLS/BOYS ARE HERE!!!"

28. Lock the doors so they can't get out.

29. Run up to them saying the producer wanted you to tell them something very important. Pretend to faint. When you wake up pretend like you cant remember what he said. A few minutes later say Oh, I remember now!! Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several days.

30. Stare at Gustav for several minutes. When he asks whats up ask if hes pregnant.

KIM[<3]T.H..Tom wrote:

omggggggggggggggg i cant stop laughing infact im crying loffffffffffffffllllllllllllllllll

Glad that u like it <3

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i ve read this somewhere but its always gr8 to read it again XD

mij loves no.21 (XD)

Luanagk wrote:

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i ve read this somewhere but its always gr8 to read it again XD

mij loves no.21 (XD)

i like this :
4. Sell all four of them on eBay.
i will buy them allllll !

Incredibly funny lol!! I like all of them!