...S*x Buddy... [dedicated, since it started to KIM =D]

Finally I managed to come in =]...this is for yuuu Kimmm...Remember the first chapter I presume xD...well there are some minor changes...

Summary: Bets aside with Georg...For once Bill's idea isn't half bad according to Tom...But there's a flaw in his plan...is SHE playing hard to get...or is she REALLY not trilled at the idea at being his sex buddy...Tom's sure he'll get his way...or not...

Rating: It's like really heavy PG13,

Warnings: Well there are some swear words...but the *coughs* action scenes won't be shown here for you know young people...but if you want I'll send on msn...Also from chapter 2 swear words have asterix...i'll try to do chapter 1 too...


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A Talk...A Brilliant Idea...&...Pony Face...



“Tom!” shouted Bill in a ‘you’re in it’ tone.
Tom went to his twin brother’s room, and looked at his feet when he reached and opened the almost closed door, because he knew what Bill wanted from him.
Bill turned around from looking at the mirror as he saw the almost closed door open, and saw Tom’s face appear.


“You know what I want to talk about right?” said Bill as he saw Tom looking at his feet.
Tom just did a small barely noticeable nod with his head, to show Bill he knew what he wanted to talk about.
“If you know, then you should have done something about it, so I wouldn’t waste any time trying to lecture you!” said Bill.


“When the hell will you stop with those one night stands of yours? If you’re not going to stop at least don’t choose the room next to me! I didn’t get any sleep tonight, again!” said Bill in a stern voice.
“Um….” Tom was lacking any words to say and resorted to stuttering.


“Please, Tom! At least just don’t have sex with some stranger girl tonight! Just for tonight! I’m really tired! At least if you can’t resist so damn much, be quiet for once or get another room for tonight! I need my sleep! I, mean look at those hideous bags under my eyes! I haven’t got foundation with me, and I am so not going to get out of this hotel room until I get some sleep, and there are no more bags!” said Bill.


“Ok, Fine! I’m sorry Bill! I’ll get another room for tonight! Or wait, maybe you’re just jealous because you’re not getting some?” said Tom, the last part with a teasing voice.
“Please! Like I’ll go and have sex with a girl just for fun or to win a stupid bet!” said Bill, “I’m not like you Tom!”


“I know! I know! Don’t give me the true love shit! And they are not stupid bets! In fact the bet we have for tonight is anything but stupid!” said Tom.
“What’s the new bet than?” asked Bill as he stared at his reflection in the mirror, whilst scowling at the bags under his eyes.
“I have to get a virgin to do it with me!” said Tom with a cheeky grin on his face.


“How, will you even know she’s a virgin you idiot!” said Bill, “You’re not going to go up and be like, ‘Hi, I’m Tom! Tom Kaulitz! Are you a virgin? ‘Because if you are, can you come to my hotel room and we’ll do it, and you won’t be a virgin anymore and then, I can win the bet I had with my fellow band mate, Georg!”
“Geez, come on Bill! Of course I’ll know! They’ll be all shy and stick to their friends, even when I am around!” said Tom.


“Don’t you get it Tom? How much you’re hurting these girls when in the morning you don’t even remember their name!” said Bill, screaming Tom’s name in fury.
“Well, it’s their fault! They accepted to spend the night with me! There was no contract stating, that I after having my fun have to remember their name!” said Tom.


“Tom! Tom! Tom! What about when you wake them up with your screaming because you don’t remember, getting a girl in bed with you the previous night?” said Bill.
“So?” asked Tom.
“Tom! Why do you have to be so immature! These girls have feelings the same as you do!” said Bill.


“I’m not being immature! You’re being immature! With all that true love shit! You’re famous, and you got so many girls that want to do you, yet you don’t take any advantage of it!”
“There’s no way that we will ever agree on this thing! Oh Gott this is so frustrating!” said Bill, “Wait! I got an idea! What about a sex buddy?”
“Sex buddy???” asked Tom with a shocked expression.


“Well, are you deaf? A sex buddy!” said Bill.
“Bill! I didn’t even know, you could ever give such a good advice on sex when you’ve never experienced it yourself!” said Tom.
“Shut up, Tom!” said Bill.


“But, who will be my sex buddy?” said Tom.
“Ask Georg! He flirts with all the girls that work as our crew! Surely there must be someone, bound to like you and take you as you are!” said Bill.


“Hey!” said Tom pretending to be offended, “Oh, well at least you had a genius idea! Still, I can’t go back from the bet! I’ll go and get another room, because Mr. Bill Kaulitz couldn’t sleep tonight, because he was envying his twin brother, who got some!” said Tom saying the last sentence in a reporter like voice. Then Tom said, “Then I’ll go and see if Georg has a girl…” but he didn’t finish as a pillow went for his head.


“Oh! Come on Bill!” said Tom, as he threw the pillow back at Bill, hitting him in the head also.
“Oh Mein Gott!” said Bill is an unusual voice.
“What? What is it?” said Tom as he went towards Bill.
“Don’t you dare follow my advice!” said Bill with a finger pointing at Tom.


“What? Why?” asked Tom, looking confused towards his twin brother whom had given him the ‘great’ advice.
“The crew members will all run away! It will be a total disaster! What we talked about! Nothing! I didn’t give you any advice!” said Bill.
“Oh! Come on Bill! Is it because you’re afraid that all the girls, that work as crew members are in love with me, and if I go to them they won’t hide it?” said Tom in an exasperated voice.


“No, Tom! But this can cause some problems!” said Bill.
“Oh come on! I’ll make it clear with the girl, that all I want from her is sex, and all she gets from me is the pleasure of doing the one and only Sex Gott Tom Kaulitz!” said Tom.
“Whatever! But, if something bad happens, I am so going to come with a frying pan for you! And you’ll get so many black eyes, that the girls that were a bit nuts and fell for you, will end up falling for me then, because you’ll become ugly!” said Bill.


“Dude, saying that it’s like you’re admitting, that I am the better looking twin!” said Tom with a cheeky grin.
“No, I am not because if you heard correctly I said, ‘that the girls that were a bit NUTS and fell for you, will end up falling for me then, because you’ll become ugly!’” said Bill.
“Whatever, I ’m going to go and find pony face!” said Tom.


“Who is pony face?” asked Bill.
“Georg! He so resembles a pony, especially with that hair!” laughed Tom.
“Look who’s talking!” said Bill.


“What? My hair is great! Whereas you’re described, by your many fan girls, as their lion cub! You’re not even a lion yet! Which makes you, not a man yet!” said Tom.
“Hey! My hair is perfect! It’s so better than your stupid dreads!” said Bill.
“Perfect? You look as if you are a transsexual, between a man and a lion! And my dreads aren’t stupid!” said Tom.


“A transsexual?” asked Bill.
“Yeah!” said Tom.
“You can’t be a transsexual, between a man and a lion!” said Bill.
“Yes, you can! And, the living proof is you, idiot!” said Tom.
Bill shouted frustrated and then said, “Whatever! Aren’t you going to go book that room, and meet with Georg?”

“That’s right! I’m off to meet pony face!” said Tom as he exited the room, while Bill was shaking his head in disbelief.


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Outside Georg’s Room



Tom is standing in front of Georg’s room.
“Hey! Pony face! Open up!” shouted Tom, while banging at the door.
Georg’s wake up call was by Tom and his banging, on the hotel room door.
“Come on Pony Face, open up!” shouted Tom.
“Come on Tom, let me have my beauty sleep!” shouted Georg back at him clearly annoyed.


“Mein Gott! You sound just like Bill! Anyway then I guess, I’ll have to keep this beautiful young lady entertained, since you won’t open the door!” said Tom with a very fake sigh, but it was not detectable by Georg.
While Tom had said that, Gustav was coming down the hall and heard everything, and he decided to play along with Tom’s game. Gustav could imitate a girl’s voice so good, so he went beside Tom.


“Yeah, right!” shouted Georg, “As if I’d believe you that you got some chick to my room. You’d take her to yours and do her! Now leave me alone!”
“Mein Gott! I can’t believe Georg Listing, would say something so bad about his band mate! And I who thought, that he was the most sensible out of the lot! And came here just so see him *faking a sob*! I should have believed you Tom; you were right about grumpy Georg! Can we go to your room Tom? What Georg suggested isn’t that bad of an idea!” said Gustav, with a very persuasive voice of a 17-year-old girl.


When Georg heard this, he immediately got up from his bed, and went and opened the room to his door. He was firstly and format, only in his red spotted white boxers, and his hair was disheveled. When he opened the door, he found Tom and Georg laughing silently, but when they saw him, in his spotted boxers they couldn’t help it, and they laughed so much! Georg though was looking murderous.


Suddenly, Tom said, “I think we should run for it? Don’t you?” and both Tom and Gustav, set off running down the corridor of the hotel, till they reached the lobby, with Georg behind them still in his spotted boxers. The old women there looked as if they had just seen Satan himself as they spotted Georg in only his boxers. They were looking scandalized at Georg. This only got Tom and Gustav, laughing more uncontrollably than before.


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I'm sorry I haven't put it up before Kimm, I know I told you I would...But this pc was ughhh it wouldn't enter this forum and another handful of sites...Still remember where it left off??? xD

I have so many chapters ready...I think Lu will kill me though xD...Life's Not fair will come Lulu xD

BTW hp u like the small very unnoticibily changes =]

That was a pretty interesting start to the story. Definitely makes me want to read more, quite captivating and very well written plus it was just plain hilarious in some parts! Poor Bill losing his beauty sleep cos of Tom's nightly activities; you know, I can actually imagine that as being true...wonder if it is! Georg does look a little bit like a pony....lol never noticed that before!

Just one thing, I dunno if it's cos my screen is too dark but cos the words were in dark red and the background is black it was a bit hard to read.
Also, what rating are you thinking of making this chapter? It's not a bother for me, I can finally look at R-rated stuff legally but I'm just thinkin for others and well, I assume the story surrounds sex and stuff. If it's gonna be a rating higher than pg-13, could you put that in the story somewhere please just so other members know. Thanks

Looking forward to more

Dw i already put a small little warning..and the words will be having asterix now...i talked to Lulu this morning...but I'm lazy right now ...

Yeah, it's rated R...if not NC17...There will be some scenes not displayed here...you know since there are some kids...well technically i m still young lol...anyway i think KIM will definitely get them...since it's all dedicated to Tom and her lol...

If they would want those scenes...I will like send it to them on msn or something...don t want to scare the youngies away lol or influenting them wrongly by Tom's doing ... But they will miss nothing...except some action xD...

I'm really glad you liked lol and well...it was like 3 in the morning when I put it up...I couldn't sleep =/ and had nothing to do so I did it...oh well mij is glad you like =D...and yeah it does surround sex and stuff...after all look at the name xD...

gr8 fan fic mar =]

naughty as always ux xD

<3 the georg part ihih xD

poor boi and more is to come xD

cant wait to continue the part i left of!! i never forgot about this story its <3

O.O Mij? mij? naughty???

I'm not *pouts*

well, as ali put it 'kwieta imma nahdem minn taht' xD

And kimm I'm glad you think so

I'll update tomorrow...mij is 'studying' O.o

like it. Post more soon please please.

DaNkE.

Mijj is reallyy sorry that I didn't update as I said, I would...but now it's heree....


Chapter 2: Georgie...&...Work...



Georg was fixed to the spot. He couldn’t seem to move. Especially, when he saw how cute, the young receptionist was, and how she was looking at him, like he was crazy. Both Tom and Gustav stopped their laughing, realizing that maybe, they had gone too far. Georg’s cheeks were a crimson red, something they had never seen of Georg.


Tom, at first was going to help him get out of the situation, without embarrassment, but he decided that a little more, wouldn’t hurt. “I’m sorry!” he said loudly enough, so the lobby would get their stared gazes fixed on him, instead on Georg. Gustav and Georg looked perplexed at Tom. But Gustav could smell, that Tom wouldn’t just publicly say sorry for something like that, without anything underneath.


“You see, our friend here, Georg is a little unstable, and well…we were kind of acting a little bit childish to entertain him, and then we ran away, but we didn’t know, that he would come running after us, wearing only his red spotted white boxers, which look kind of retarded!” said Tom. Gustav was trying to hold his laugh back, but seeing that he was on the verge from crying, because he was holding his laugh in, he went beside Georg, and grabbed his hand, and said loudly enough for everyone to hear, ‘Come on little Georgie, let’s go!”


Tom went to help him, “Are you alright, Georgie?” asked Tom. Georg stared at the floor, making his hair hide his face. “That’s it, mind your step, Georgie!” said Tom loudly again. One old woman, who was present at the scene said, “Oh my God! I hope that Georgie girl, is alright!” which got all the people talking about Georgie, or well Georg but now, he was known as Georgie.


As they were out of earshot, Gustav and Tom quickly left his hand astray, as they bended laughing all the way. “Man! That was funny!” said Tom, as he stopped laughing, just to say that but, a quick mental picture came to his mind, and he started laughing again. “What did you want Tom, anyway?” asked Georg, trying to hide his anger.


“Well, Bill is tired of our bets and all, and he wants me, to get a sex buddy! She has to be from the crew, but I’ve never associated, with the girls from the crew before. And you always flirt with them, so Bill thought that maybe you could point me, in the right direction, instead of making the girls that work in crew, run away! So you have, to give me some advice!” said Tom, as he stopped laughing, and straightened out.


“Why would I do that? You’re just a son of a bitch! Look what you did to me, back there!” said Georg. “Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! My mum’s no bitch!” said Tom getting offended. “Whatever, you think I’ll help you, after you humiliated me, in front of that cute girl!” said Georg, but as he said it he regretted it.


“What cute girl?” asked Tom, “I would have noticed if there was one! It was probably some old lady! Why would a cute girl, be in the midst, of an old lady recession?” “Well, it’s none of your business! If you want to get yourself a sex buddy, go and search for her yourself!” said Georg, frustrated at his band mate, and he left to go to his room.


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That night, the bet was off. They didn’t go out. Bill was sleeping in his room, with a grin plastered on his face. Georg wasn’t talking, to any of his band mates, except for Bill, and he only went out from his room once, after what had happened, just to tell Bill that he wasn’t going out, with them. Gustav fell asleep, while he was reading a book.


And Tom had failed to go, and book a room, and when he went to find if there were any available, he found out that the last room, had been taken just a few minutes before, he had went down there, to ask. He fell asleep, in front of the TV in his room, as he was bored, he zapped around the channels.


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The next morning Georg was up early, and he went down to breakfast. As he passed the lobby, he caught a glimpse of the girl, he had seen at the lobby, the day before. Being a flirt as always, he strode over to her, and said, “Hi!” with a flirty smile. “Hi!” she replied, flashing him a smile. “How are you?” asked Georg, still smiling. “You seem really familiar!” she said. “Really?” he asked his mind already going somewhere. “Yeah! Now I remember you must be some familiar to Georgie, right?” she said.


“Um…I” said Georg, not knowing how to react. “But wait…that weird guy with those huge clothes, said that Georgie, was a he, and was wearing boxers. He also, called him Georg. Wait! I know! It’s you isn’t it? They played a trick on you, right?” she said. “Yeah!” said Georg, getting all red again, as he looked down. “Oh, well Georgie! Do you need something? Because, if not you’re stopping the queue!” she said, as she pointed behind him, were there were some people in a line huffing impatiently.


“Oh! Um…well um, got to go so… um… see you around!” said Georg, and as soon as he stopped the sentence, he dashed out of the lobby, as fast as he could, and went to the restaurant of the hotel. “What the hell?” he thought.


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Tom was admiring the general splendor. This ‘general splendor’ consisted of his crew. He wasn’t paying attention to anyone, but the hot girls, of course that’s what you expect, from Tom Kaulitz. Still no one had caught his eye, yet.


A girl passed in front of him. And his eyes followed greedily. She was thin with long legs, and her hair was long and raven colored. He didn’t catch her face, but he did catch her legs, for sure. Especially since she wore, a black and red mini skirt that looked, as if painted on. Underneath, she wore fish net tights giving Tom, an insight look at her personality.


It was the contrary, of what he believed. She on the outside, looked like she’d go with anyone, anywhere at any time, but she wasn’t like that at all. The black striped red shirt she wore, hugged her curves, making Tom’s head swirl, and his mind reel. The way she moved so diligently, and with a slight grace, was working on Tom.


Tom’s mind was working beyond, what he could and, she was long gone talking, to one of the crew man. When she stopped, she went back to work, but not five minutes passed, that she was called at. “Hey, you!” someone shouted. Not many members of the crew were around, in fact the place was almost empty.


She was a curious one and so she turned around. She saw her boss, well one of them, looking straight at her, and with his finger made a gesture, telling her to come forward. She did so, walking with that slight grace Tom had observed earlier.


“Mr.Kaulitz, may I be of assistance?” she asked politely, as she neared him. “Um…well I actually wanted to talk a bit!” said Tom, realizing now, that he didn’t know how to address, his request. “Well, I’m supposed to be working, right now!” she said, not knowing what Tom, would want to talk about. As far as she knew, she hadn’t done anything wrongly. In fact she thought, it would probably be Jost that, would have fired her, if that was the intention.


“Oh, right…well um…I didn’t quite catch your name…” said Tom. “That’s because you didn’t ask,” said the girl, mind now adjusting to where Tom’s mind was. Tom’s face had a hint of a slight blush, but you couldn’t see it, see the cap had not let light, shine onto his face, bestowing it darkness. “It’s Kim,” said the girl, sensing the uneasiness of the guitarist, in front of her.


“Well, Kim, I’m Tom!” said Tom, quite unnecessary. “I know that,” said Kim with a slight chuckle, “so, Mr.Kaulitz, what is it you wanted to talk about?” continued Kim, being down to earth. “Well…I just wondered if you had some spare time,” said Tom.


“For what?” asked Kim, getting impatient, she hated people who weren’t, straight to the point, and she was actually surprised, seeing that Tom was always, down to earth. “I wondered, if you could be my guest, and enjoy a pleasurable night, in my 5 star hotel room,” said Tom, completely forgetting the uneasiness, and politely manner, and went straight to the point.


“Well…as you could see very well, before you interrupted me, I am still supposed to be working,” said Kim not knowing, how to refuse else politely. “Oh yes, then I guess, I’ll see you around, but well if you change your mind, room 477,” said Tom. Kim just nodded, bit her lip and said a quiet goodbye. Then she turned around, swaying her hips, gracefully as before.


This made Tom furious, he couldn’t have her for the night and he cursed under his breath. “Nice skirt!” she shouted at her, and she stopped and turned around giving his a small smile and returned to her working place. “Great,” said Tom under his breath, and in his mind thanked, his drowning jeans that hid his erection so well. He didn’t want to seem desperate.


As he entered room 477 he said quietly, “Well, it seems it will just be you, and me tonight buddy!” as he flung the mini bar and pulled out a beer can out. Opening the beer can, he got his laptop and perched it on the bed, hoping the net could improve, this lonely night.

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Well, Kim mijj isn't sure if you read this...but I know I told you what happened at one of our meetings...still enjoy xD

i want moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee