30 ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz

30 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz
1. Call him a perv in any way, shape, or form in every sentence you say.

2. Ask if hes Jamaican.

3. Whenever an advertisement for any feminine product comes on the TV, turn the volume all the way up and stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes.

4. Loudly tell anyone who happens to walk by that Kelly Clarkson is his personal hero.

5. Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say Bad Tom! Bad!

6. Give away his every location to his fans.

7. Snip off a lock of his hair, set it on the floor, light candles all around it, and dance around the whole mess in some sort of cannibalistic ritual.

8. Steal all his hats and mail them to Peru.

9. In the middle of a concert run up to him and yell: How can you perform when were destroying the Ozone layer?

10. When hes watching TV place a spinney office chair in his direct line of vision and start spinning around like a mad person yelling Im not wearing pants tooooooooday!!!!

11. Cower in fear every time he says the word something.

12. Constantly remind him that Bill is the boss.

13. Wake him up at five AM singing the most annoying song you know.

14. Duct tape his bedroom door shut so he cant escape.

15. Call him a racist dolphin.

16. Ask him tearfully why the kids just wont give that poor rabbit his cereal.

17. Paint his nails bright pink while he sleeps and hide the nail polish remover.

18. Come up with 30 ways to annoy him.

19. Put shaving cream on his hand when he sleeps and tickle his nose with a feather.

20. Put a cow in his room and wait for the surprise!

21. Place a very scary looking porcelain doll at the edge of his bed while he sleeps. Tape a ketchup smothered butcher knife in its hand.

22. Sing Follow Me by Uncle Kracker nonstop until it gets stuck in his head.

23. Sell his virginity on eBay.

24. Tell him you need a sacrifice and that hes the only one available at the moment.

25. Poke him. Just poke him nonstop until it drives him mad.

26. Dress up as Harry Potter and follow him around all day shouting random incantations.

27. Write him a very sappy love letter and sign it with Gustavs name.

28. Accidentally break his most favorite guitar.

29. Babble nonstop about how MySpace is the downfall of society.

30. Make him help you compose evil plans of taking over the world

he he lol der funny

ich liebe tom 4 eva wrote:

he he lol der funny

yes
But we dont annoy him

KIM[<3]T.H..Tom wrote:

looooooooooooooooooool your killing meeeeeeeee

why i dont want to

loool Hilarious!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i laughed my ass off!! genius?? who made that one?

who made it??

who made it did one for every member of the band just dont know where she got them from haha..

funny

[-rejxil.TH-] wrote:

who made it??

who made it did one for every member of the band just dont know where she got them from haha..

funny

what do you mean?? I didnt make them... :-S who did make them??

I actually said we dont know who make them

but this masterpiece was made for every member in the band you get it ?

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I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING FUNNIER THAN THIS.

cannabalistic ritual...srsly!

its stuck in my head.....^^ agreed, masterpiece.

thanks for agreeing with me

^ no prob, now i feel like doing this to tom. maybe i cud make kim do it in my fiction.

good idea

Steal all his hats and mail them to PERU!!!

GAWD who made this..i cud worship them. ....^^ hey rach...tell me which one should i use in the fiction, u've been reading so you can help me.

ok pallavi how much do you want to use?

just two or three, its like a comic relief and there are so many tht i cant chose!

Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say Bad Tom! Bad! <-- just if kim is with him and he look to another girl/s

Put shaving cream on his hand when he sleeps and tickle his nose with a feather. <-- if someday he want kim to sleep at his home..

Accidentally break his most favorite guitar. <-- if kim goes with him to a music lesson or something..

like them ?

^^ i love em...and i love you for it! thank you so much!.

no problem

wow u noe it amazes me, tom started geting drunk at the age of 13!

lol where did you here it ? lol

dude i saw it in their videos! i swear he sure as hell did look like he was drunk. they show bill drnking as well...though its just champagne, but at the age of 13 even that is fatal.

lol yeah go in bills area and see the video i just put

gehe...ure on again!..